[fashion lemur]

Игрушка "Письмо"

Составил тут аццкое письмо. Каким образом оно делается, показано под морем, вы пока почитайте. Я и перевод состряпал в меру своей испорченности)))

Dear mr. Solyanik!

I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realised it when we were skinny dipping with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you ignoring my father.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand the Middle east.
Im sending back your ring, but I'll keep Your picture as a memory.
You should know that I never will forget cocaine addiction.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me /lemur

Дорогой БФ!
Прям не знаю, как сказать -- ухожу в монастырь чтобы через то радикально разнообразить свою сексуальную жизнь. Чо такое skinny dipping, я сам не понял, ну и не важно. Потому что следом я хотел тебе сообщить, что ты достаточно малодушен, чтобы врубаться в идеологию Среднего востока (сам не въехал в суть претензии, честно говоря). Кольцо возвращаю (интересно, откуда я его перед этим взял?), но оставляю на память какую-то картину (кста, откуда у тебя взялась какая бы то ни было картина, еще интереснее). Тебе нужно знать, что мне никогда не забыть кокаиновой зависимости (действительно, такое не забывается).
В общем, чмоки всем в твоем чате, Лемур.




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Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult (lmao wtf? XD)
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?

tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?

yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?

black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?

Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?

happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium (lol wut? XD)
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?

white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?

A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?

A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?

water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?

Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go fuck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

@темы: я это украл

Comments

[soley412]

Ты считаешь малодушным человека, который врубился в идеологию Дальнего Востока?
Три сэппуку вне очереди за такое вот нарушение устава и отклонение от пути, в том числе и самурая или Тоси, ты охамел!

[Rosenrot, oh, Rosenrot]

skinny dipping - купание нагишом)
у меня письмо получилось гораздо унылее но вообще такие типатесты классные! ^^

[fashion lemur]

soley412 ну я же не сомневался))

Rosenrot, oh, Rosenrot век живи - век учись, не знал, и даже в словаре не нашел)) А вообще такие вещи бывают действительно смешными. Надо бы сочинить что-нибудь похожее.

[Rosenrot, oh, Rosenrot]

fashion lemur multitran.ru знает все, и даже немножко больше! не раз меня выручал

[fashion lemur]

прикольно, запомню

[Гость]

Хоть и нескладно, да больно жалостно.